Thick Closet Hardly gorgeous, but I am beautiful. 
Often a fool, but I'm a fountain of wisdom. 
Detached, yet warm and understanding. 
Disillusioned, yet hopeful. 
Forever a contradiction. 
Forever an artist. 
And fuck you if you have anything against it. 
With love and no hatred.

WTF mcdoubles arent 99 cents anymore either. betrayal.

Flickr / ejdoolittleskeletales
skeletales:

neekaisweird: learn to cook by ejdoolittle

skeletales:

neekaisweird: learn to cook by ejdoolittle

9/23 00:20 - skeletales - 374 notes
ianbrookslunalovex
9/14 00:22 - lunalovex - 4,375 notes

If you see a plate of bacon running down the street screaming “HELP ME!” please return it to me. It’s totally overreacting.

I must have this!

I must have this!

3/9 16:24 - 28 notes
majorflavormajorflavor
majorflavor:

Adam Richman, Man vs. Food.

Can’t get enough of this show!

majorflavor:

Adam Richman, Man vs. Food.

Can’t get enough of this show!

3/5 17:38 - majorflavor - 19 notes
My crack.

My crack.